Today

Think I may run to Walmart and check out the aisle with the rows of items that are "NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES"!!!

Movie

I'd like to see a remake of the Wizard of Oz with Dorothy standing on the yellow brick road with an iphone muttering,"fucking mapquest"!

Strangers

I've never claimed to be a people person.I don't even like people who fake a smile when they get in the elevator let alone strangers in waiting rooms or people on the bus who want to tell you their god damn life story or problems.I could give a shit...

July 4th

Had a picnic for the inlaws yesterday or as I like to refer to it "casual dress day for fucking serial killers at Walmart" day

Technology

I want to experience my internet connection inserted into your USB port..............