Class

Went to the Tae Kwon Do class last evening at the local school only because the youngest granddaughter was competing and there are others trying out as well so you must go thru till the one you came to see practices and although I must admit I don't...

Doctor

Dr told me I should have a routine colonoscopy and I asked,"should I take anything first and he thought for a moment and said,"just go to Taco Bell and have 2 tacos and a burrito...that should fucking clean you out....

Her

It's NOT that I don't miss her from time to time.I just wish she hadn't taken the last of the crunchy peanut butter with her when she left...

Payment plan

Wife had to go to the Dr's yesterday am and while I was stitting in waiting room couldn't help but notice the signs etc.The usual ones which read,"have your insurance card ready","any and all charges your insurance doesn't pick up are your...

Circus

Circus On the eve of the last performance of the Ringling Bros circus one elephant was over heard saying to another,”Free at last..free at last..thank god almighty...we’re free at last!

Global Warming

Look on the bright side.According to Al Gore 20 yrs ago we're all suppose to be under water now. That didn't happen Al.